I'm (probably) not the jackass you're looking for.

If you’ve come here to yell at the comedian, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m a UX and graphic designer, and while I’m occasionally witty, I have no illusions about my comedic talent. And I certainly don’t make a living by denigrating women.If you are, in fact, looking for a designer – or just feel like yelling at me anyway – then feel free to do so via the contact page. However, you may end up on my wall of shame. As for that other guy, I have no idea where he hangs out.