Matthew Rife
I'm (probably) not the jackass 
you're looking for.
If you’ve come here to yell at the comedian, you’ve come to the wrong place. I’m a UX and graphic designer, and while I’m occasionally witty, I have no illusions about my comedic talent. And I certainly don’t make a living by denigrating women.
If you are, in fact, looking for a designer – or just feel like yelling at me anyway – then feel free to do so via the contact page. However, you may end up on my wall of shame.
If you're interested in my work you should check out my Behance profile.
As for that other guy, I have no idea where he hangs out, but you should totally sign up for my brand-new newsletter about design and tech goings-on, served with a side of snark.