I'm not a comedian.

I’m a designer, writer, photographer, and fitness coach.

I can’t get you tickets or backstage passes, and I can’t help you if you paid some scammer for a fake VIP experience. If you ask me anyway I’ll add you to my wall of shame.

I began my career as a tech guy and came to design with 20+ years of systems and business analysis experience. I'm now a design director for a company that makes software for healthcare providers.

I’ve lived in San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, and Tulsa. After 32 years I now live 40 miles from where I grew up. No, I don’t do the Texas two-step. Yes, I own a cowboy hat. Two, in fact.

And no, they are not Stetsons.

If you want to get in touch, don't bother. I don't care what you think about the site or that you're pissed off because I have owned and used this domain since 2004. If you want to hire me to lead your design team then you can probably find me on LinkedIn. If you want to lose a few pounds or run faster then visit me at Graphene Fitness.

Me riding my bike down a gravel road somewhere in the remote wildlands of eastern Oklahoma.

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